Rant of the Week
Before we get into the Child Please moments I have to
mention a couple things. I read Peter King’s Monday Morning
Quarterback every week and I absolutely hate two thing about
it. (Everything else I like). The first thing is that he
writes about politics, even though he gave his word that he
would never put politics in his article again, after fans
told him they do not appreciate him doing it. So much for
his word.
Second is he can not stop putting baseball in his column.
His article is called Monday Morning Quarterback. Honestly
if he wants to talk about baseball become a baseball writer.
He will do anything to include baseball in his article every
week. I guess I will file this under Factoid that will only
interest me. End of Rant.
Child Please Moments of Week 3
The Lions say Child Please to the Loss Column – After 19
straight losses the Lions should us that they did not forget
what winning was and topped the Redskins 14 to 19.
The Lions held the ball 22 of the first 30 minutes of the
game and converted 9 of 12 3rd downs. Controlling the game
helped them put the Redskins away. You think the Lions care
about Jim Zorn’s job security. Child Please.
Greg Lewis says Child Please to the Patriots – Greg Lewis
caught the game winning touchdown on a play that he wasn’t
even supposed to be in on. That was supposed to be Percy
Harvin, but he was too tired to go in. Well Lewis made an
amazing catch and managed to get both feet in. He stepped up
when needed. Brett Favre didn’t even know who he was before
that play. The Patriots are probably kicking themselves for
cutting Lewis earlier this month. Now they are stuck with
Joey Galloway. Child Please.
Mark Sanchez says Child Please to the Titans goal-line
defense – Sanchez became the 1st rookie QB to win his 1st 3
NFL games since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970. He also scored
his first rushing touchdown on a 14 yard play where he met
the defender head on, bounced off of him and ended in the
end zone. No defender was going to stop him on that play.
Child Please.
Injuries say Child Please to Frank Gore – Gore seemed to be
picking it up after the 207 yard, 2 touchdown day last week.
However, injuries will always stop someone from performing.
It is stated that Frank gore has a high ankle sprain and
probably won’t be back until after the bye week in week 6.
Those who were riding the Gore train better pick up Glen
Coffee, and if he is not available, that owner picked him up
before you just said Child Please.
The 49ers say Child Please to Adrian Peterson – AD has been
a fantasy beast as expected for the 1st two weeks of the
season. He has had 4 touchdowns in the first 2 weeks.
Normally you would expect him to do well against the 49ers,
but the much improved unit kept Peterson to under 100 yards
rushing and no touchdowns. Child Please.
Pierre Thomas says Child Please to the passing game – If you
thought the Saints could only win if they air it out, I
guess Thomas proved us wrong. He came back with vengeance, I
guess he might have been mad that Mike Bell temporarily took
the spotlight. He had 126 yards rushing and 2 touchdowns.
All well Brees had a very normal day, many fantasy owners
are mad about that. Did I mention Thomas didn’t get any
carries until the second half. Child Please.
Pierre Garcon says Child Please to Marvin Harrison and
Anthony Gonzalez – Another Pierre is making some noise.
People thought the Colts would take a hit when Harrison was
released, but they had a good replacement with Anthony
Gonzalez. After Gonzalez went down they thought for sure
Manning and Co. would have problems. However, Garcon has
stepped up and is showing that he might be the better
option. Don’t hurry back Anthony. Child Please.
The ball says Child Please to Kerry Collins – Kerry Collins
tried to bring the Titans back but ended the game with 13
consecutive incompletions. Child Please.
Willis McGahee says Child Please to everyone – Many peeople
wrote off McGahee and went for the high potential Ray Rice.
Even McClain had more value in many fans eyes. Well McGahee
has a league leading 6 touchdowns and he doesn’t even start.
Child Please.
Trent Edwards says Child Please to Terrell Owens and Lee
Evans – Not that this is on purpose but Edwards is killing
the value of Owens and Evans. Both are big play threats, but
Edwards can’t seem to get it to them down the field. He has
to stick with the short dump off type routes, which in turn
is pretty much saying. This could cause problems if the
Bills can not get the ball to Owens. In which he might be
saying. Child Please.
Potential Week 4 Child Please Moments
The Jets D might say Child Please to Drew Brees – Brees will
get his first tough match-up. Jets are for real. Colston
better watch out for Revis.
The NFL Schedule might say Child Please to the Broncos –
What is given can be taken away. The Broncos enjoyed their
cupcakes early and got off to a 3-0 start. I have to give
them some credit. However their next opponents – Dallas, New
England, San Diego, Bye, Baltimore, and Pittsburgh. Child
Please.
Brett Favre could say Child Please to The Pack, or the other
way around – Either way neither one of them are missing the
other.
Winning and Losing Line-ups
You probably won with this surprising line-up
Kevin Kolb – 327 Pass Yds, 2 TDs, 0 INTs, 1 Rush TD – We can
wait, McNabb
Willie Parker – 95 Rush Yds, 2 Rec, 36 Yds, 1 TD – He does
exist
Julius Jones – 98 Rush Yds, 0 TDs, 3 Rec, 38 Yds, 1 TD
Santana Moss – 10 Rec, 178 Yds, 1 TD – He exists too
Derrick Mason – 5 Rec, 118 Yds, 1 TD – Bounce back from
retirement
Vernon Davis – 7 Rec, 96 Yds, 2 TDs – Its about time
You probably lost with this star studded line-up
Drew Brees – 172 Pass Yds, 0 TDs, 0 INTs, 1 FL – He’s not
superman
Clinton Portis – 42 Rush Yds, 0 TDs, 1 Rec, 6 Yds – Hope you
chose the other Cane
Darren McFadden – 45 Rush Yds, 0 TDs, 2 Rec, 3 Yds, 1 FL –
Broncos run D, much better
Terrell Owens – 0 catches – Here comes the meltdown
Roddy White – 4 Rec, 24 Yds, 0 TDs
Tony Gonzalez – 1 Rec, 16 Yds, 0 TDs