Fantasy Football Twist: Drafting the worst players for the best score
Saturday, December 13th, 2008
This week in fantasy football twist, we will look at a truly different way to play fantasy football. It may be fun and it may not be, but it definitely is a twist.
Normal leagues score points based on touchdowns, yards, receptions, carries, field goals….etc. Well what if we flipped the script and the league scored points based on interceptions, fumbles, least amount of yards and penalizes for touchdowns, 100 yard production and so on.
Do I sound crazy yet?
This may not be too out of the box since last year I had a league that rewarded 1 point for each return yard. This automatically vaulted Joshua Cribbs and Devin Hester to the top, while rendering Randy Moss useless. Moss had an amazing season but it was Darren Sproles who was scoring 200 points per game.
So the goal is to draft the worst players that do record stats and actually plays. That means they must be a starter and they must be horrible. Every week instead of hoping that your payer won’t get hurt, you hope that he doesn’t get benched. Every week the waivers will be listing the worst players that still happen to start for their team.
Adrian Peterson is not a number 1 draft pick anymore, in fact he may not be drafted at all. Nope, you might want to draft Brett Favre who has 15 interceptions, or Marc Bulger who has a 68 quarterback rating and has lost 4 fumbles. Make sure you avoid Peyton Manning or Drew Brees because they will cost you with their high touchdown total.
With running backs, in the beginning of the season Edgerrin James and Chris Perry would have been a great duo, although they have lost their starting duties, you would need to pick up DeShaun Foster and Cedric Benson.
The Bengals and Lions DST would actually be a number 1 defense, with some many points and yards racked up against them. Could you imagine drafting the St. Louis Rams in the 4th round.
Imagine the fantasy football articles; like “Start em or Sit em”. It would go something like this:
Daunte Culpepper is a great start this week because he is horrible and will go up against the Giants defense who leads the league in sacks. He should get you a fair amount of points with interceptions and a low passing total.
However, you should sit Drew Brees. He has an unfavorable matchup against the Chiefs and his huge yardage totals will hurt your team……
This might be absurd or it may be intriguing but there is nothing like a Raider’s fan being proud to say that JaMarcus Russel is his starting fantasy quarterback.


