It’s Christmas season and I must admit, the cheeriness of the season is mighty infectious. I was just over at my boy Corey Koehler’s website, Music Goat, listening to some quality off-beat Christmas music and felt inspired to write a post dedicated to the top 16 things I’m thankful for this holiday season. Why 16? Partly because it’s a pretty arbitrary number, and I do love arbitrary numbers, and partly because it’s December 16th.
Without further ado, here are the top 16 things I’m thankful for this holiday season. Feel free to add your own in the comments!
16. Sports Data Hub - It’s made analyzing statistics super easy, thus freeing up more time in my day to visit YouTube, Facebook, and check my Gmail even more often than is necessary. I’m already looking forward to the offseason so I can take full advantage of it for my preseason analysis!
15. NFL Network - Do other pro sports have their own channel? Probably. I guess I really don’t know because, if they do, they just don’t compare with NFL Network. With games during the season and 24/7 football reporting year round, this is the channel for any football fan to watch.
14. Seinfeld - It’s that time of year for stations to begin airing the Festivus episode, one of my all-time favorites. This show is truly standing the test of time and because so many stations carry it, Jerry Seinfeld remains (when I last checked, a couple months ago) the second highest paid actor in the television business, thanks to royalties.
13. Kenny Mayne - Maybe it takes a certain sense of humor to really appreciate SportsCenter’s funniest anchor, but check out some of his clips on ESPN.com and tell me he isn’t the funniest guy in sports. Go ahead, try to convince me.
12. Sports Blogs - I blog. I read blogs. You may do both, too. Either way, blogging has opened the doors for thousands of fans to get their opinions published. It’s great for sports and it’s awesome for anyone with a fantasy football team.
11. Snow - Football in the snow is great. It might be frigid cold in the stands when it’s blizzardous and it might make tailgating hazardous, but there’s something special about a football game played in the snow. The Ice Bowl? Greatest. Game. Ever.
10. Christmas Songs - Nothing gets me in the mood for Christmas like some quality holiday tunes. It puts me in the spirit, as I chug one more glass of eggnog the only time of year it’s acceptable to do so.
9. Madden NFL Football Games - It’s always fun to play a competitive game of Madden football, and it’s great for re-inforcing some player names in my head. Online play is great, but there’s something inexplicably satisfying about doing a victory dance in front of your last opponent.
8. ESPN - The worldwide leader, baby. SportsCenter, Mike and Mike, Kenny Mayne (see number 13), ESPN.com, ESPN 8: The Ocho - plain and simple, ESPN rules. The best personalities in sports tend to gravitate toward the best network, and where would we all be if Mel Kiper didn’t offer his wisdom year in and out on ESPN’s NFL Draft show?
7. YouTube - Whether you need to kill 15 minutes or 3 hours, YouTube is the place to do it. Go watch a baby laugh, see Frank Caliendo do Jim Rome, or watch an “outtake” (see spoof) of The Dark Night. It’s just so darn entertaining!
6. Yahoo.com - In my opinion, Yahoo Fantasy Sports is still the best place to host a fantasy sports league. It’s free, simple, everyone has a Yahoo account, and it’s free.
5. Monster energy drinks - I’m gonna be honest with you: I wouldn’t even be able to function without several solid daily doses of caffeine, and Monster is my favorite way to get it, though Starbucks Doubleshots come in at a very close second.
4. The National Football League - The NFL is hot right now, and for good reason. It’s the best sport to watch on television with a group of friends, especially if they’re in your fantasy football league, and it’s immensely rewarding to go see a live game or tailgate in the parking lot when one is going on. It’s just so … indescribably perfect.
3. Fantasy Football - I just can’t get enough of fantasy football. I love to play it, I love to talk about it, I love to write about it. I’m so glad my brothers got me started several (like
years ago. I owe them one for that!
2. Christmas - How could I go an entire list without mentioning my favorite holiday? It’s a day of giving (and receiving!), family, love, and all those other gushy things I typically don’t get the opportunity to write about. It’s the one season each year everyone gets a warm and fuzzy feeling inside and can get away with drinking eggnog (it bore repeating). Plus, we all get the chance to string 1000s of Christmas lights everywhere while everyone with a “green” agenda can just sit and stare. I love Christmas!
1. Family and Friends - This is the season of friends and family, of love and giving. No matter where we live or what our differences, we can always find a way to get together and have a happy holidays with those in our lives we care most about.
Thank you for reading and Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours!!!