Child Please Moments - Week 4
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009Although I got word that Chad Ochocinco has stopped using the phrase “Child Please”, I will continue on as I believe there are still many of those moments out there every week. So please enjoy…..
Pink says Child Please to Breast Cancer – The NFL involvement in support the fight against breast cancer was great, as all teams wore some type of pink, including: hats, cleats, towels, gloves and any other outerwear. Kudos goes out to all involved. However I thought my TV was messed up when I saw the Broncos game and they were wearing pink gloves. Child Please.
Brandon Marshall says Child Please to Terrance Newman – When the Broncos needed a play Marshall came up big. Terrance Newman had great coverage on Marshall but Marshall jumped up and snatched the ball from over Newman’s head and took off down the field. He then reversed direction and continued on for a 51 yard touchdown. Child Please.
Denver Broncos Defense says Child Please to all non-believers – I was a non-believer but they are starting to get my attention. The D is back in Denver. They have been very impressive. The Cowboys scored the most against the Denver defensive unit. 10 points. Child Please.
Brett Favre says Child Please to all NFL teams – What a great game against the Pack as Favre literally led his team to victory over his old team. Favre has effectively beat every single NFL team in his career, with the Packers being the last. Right now if you think Favre is washed up. Child Please.
Aqib Talib says Child Please to Jason Campbell – It’s one thing to throw 3 interceptions in one game, but to throw 3 interceptions to the same person is just a bad bad day. The only bright spot for the Bucs right now could be those 3 picks by Talib because Washington still pulled off the win. Child Please.
Darrelle Revis says Child Please to all number one receivers –Andre Johnson, Randy Moss, and now Marques Colston all have been shut down by Revis (Tennessee doesn’t have an outstanding #1). Colston was held to just 2 catches for 33 yards. Next is Miami, which he will effectively shut down any of their receivers. If you think Ted Ginn, or any of those receivers will be able to have a big day against Revis. Child Please.
Saints Defense says Child Please to Mark Sanchez – Hmmmm. I believe I mentioned that the Jets defense would say child please to Drew Brees, but it seems like it was the other way around. Sanchez finally showed that he was a rookie, while the Saints defense showed that they are pretty darn good. They had two defensive touchdowns and gave Sanchez his worst game of the season. Sanchez threw for just 138 yards, 0 touchdowns and 3 interceptions. Child Please.
Rashard Mendenhall says Child Please to Willie Parker…..for good – After the Sunday Night performance, Mendenhall might have taken the torch from FWP for good. He had an amazing game and ran with the toughness that Coach Tomlin likes. What did he do? Just ran for 165 yards and 2 touchdowns. Child Please.
Playoff history says Child Please to the Tennessee Titans – Coming in as one of the top in their division, the Titans are a longshot even for a wild card spot. The only team in NFL history to recover from a 0 – 4 start and make the playoffs are the 1992 San Diego Chargers. Guess who they play the next two weeks. Indianapolis and New England. Child Please.
Completion percentage says Child Please to JaMarcus Russell – There has to be a better option anywhere in the league. Any second string, third string, anybody….Russell completed just 12 of 33 passes against the Texans. Which means he was completing passes just 36% of the time. I’m starting to think Heyward-Bey just got the short end of the stick. Also remember that Houston has one of the worst defenses in the league, but managed to bottle up McFadden and Russell. Child Please.


